RetroNick: Games Collector // Caption this Crap! Week 14
Caption this Crap! Week 14
Hey! RetroNick here with another harrowing entry into the growing Caption this Crap! archive. This week, we’re looking at the not-terribly rendered, but ultimately perplexing cover for Wonder Boy III or as it’s known here, Monster Lair.
Caption this Crap, and we’ll smear your funny all over the airwaves onĀ RetroNick Radio!
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Retronick April 16, 2013 at 12:02 pm -
Snake: “Hey girl! If you think bangin’ a triple-jointed circus clown is awesome just wait until you get a taste of Jake the Snake.”
“Behold! The dual-clitted granny snake attacks by first lulling you into a stupor with boring stories of yesterday, then leaves you utterly defeated as it goes on about what a big disappointment you turned out to be.” -
Broken_Sprite April 17, 2013 at 1:20 pm -
Heeeeey your not Lin…OH MY GOD! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUR ARMS?!
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Your Grandma Does Anal aka Frank April 17, 2013 at 11:40 pm -
“Jezuz! Kaa the snake really let himself go after falling out with Disney. Especially after he came out of the closet in 1991.”
“You see that huge fang on the right? That’s the guy that pierced Grandma’s Clit”
“Look, even the monkey’s confused by this cover art!” -
Your Grandma's Firm Tits aka Frank April 17, 2013 at 11:42 pm -
“I bet that guy didn’t get lucky with the chick either.. like Link”
“I think the Hero and Link suck each other off when the princesses give them blue-balls” -
Captain Keepin' It On Track April 19, 2013 at 12:10 pm -
Box art so terrible, even the monkeys are scratching their heads and wondering what the fuck is going on.
Harry Potter and the Chasm of Vagina Teeth
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You're Grandma's Firm Tits aka Frank April 23, 2013 at 10:58 pm -
“I bet this is what the 2015 remake of the Junglebook will look like”
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