Hobo Steve August 13, 2013 at 8:47 am -

Talk about bringing a knife to a super advanced laser gun fight.

Leeonardo August 13, 2013 at 9:06 am -

Mel Gibson in a purple spandex fighting against Russian cybersoldiers with a knife? That’s never done before. Also, GOTY.

Captain Keepin' It On Track August 13, 2013 at 9:52 am -

Aragorn’s little-known adventure before meeting the fellowship.

Captain Keepin' It On Track August 13, 2013 at 9:53 am -

Bill Gates: “No one will need more than 8MEGA of memory for a personal computer.”

Your Grandma's Firm Tits aka Frank August 13, 2013 at 9:53 am -

This is what Richard Simmons was doing before “Sweatin’ to the oldies?!

Hey look! It’s He-Man without the ‘roids!

Whatever that long thing is the guy on the right is holding, I’m sure it’s about to go into Strider’s tight asshole!

Strider is such a moron. He’s striking a non-existent enemy yet the real ones are behind him. He just wants that thing up his ass.

The sound effect Strider makes with his sword are also produced when he squeezes space-cum out of his ass. Courtesy of the 3-boys in the background.

Strider looks like he was part of a group of people who were affected during the AIDS epidemic in the 80s! Fuck!

Alien in the background: Hey Strider! Your grandma’s firm tits made me cum!

NDArkie89 August 13, 2013 at 10:27 am -

Will Chuck Woolery make his daring escape or will this be the end? We’ll find out when Strider continues in 2 & 2. (you have to imagine the hand gesture)