RetroNick: Games Collector

Hey all! Steve here, coming in from the wild and crazy world that is Kuwait. This week’s Caption This Crap is a Local (In the Middle East) produced game. This particular cover looks to be a Kuwaiti expansion as it has the Kuwaiti flag. (if you want to know more about the game and not just poke fun at pad art, let me know) This game actually made a bit of stir in the middle east for how it portrays it’s protagonists and antagonists, but none of that matters when it comes to making fun of a bad cover! BRING IT INFIDELS!!

Steve April 8, 2013 at 11:00 am -

“Hey You, Yes you, the one with all the guns, do you have a fire extinguisher? My shit is on fire!”
Captain Keepin' It On Track April 8, 2013 at 12:11 pm -

Let me translate the box art for you all:

Under Siege: The other side of “Call of Duty”

Play as a nameless character of Middle Eastern decent as you’re slaughtered by well-equipped Americans with perfect aim!

Realistic dying simulator! 2 minutes of endless fun! You’ll want to get shot in the head over and over again!

Rated U for Unfair
Your Grandma's Firm Tits & US Flag Tattoo aka Frank April 8, 2013 at 3:12 pm -

Uhm… I know there is friends and family either in/or formerly of the service on this show/site. Thus I will refuse to CTC this week as I have the absolute most morbid DLC names/Description and refuse to write them out of respect.

But here is the mildest one: The game has it’s own achievements, cleverly named “Martyr Points”

The other ones are Horrible…. really really Horrible….. Would You like me to send an email?
- Retronick April 9, 2013 at 5:10 am -
  
  Sure! I love terrible things.
Your Grandma's Firm Tits & US Flag Tattoo aka Frank April 8, 2013 at 3:16 pm -

Will You buy… this Flag?!
Retronick April 9, 2013 at 5:16 am -

In the latest Under Siege, Steven Seagal must make with an ethnic disguise (RDJ Tropic Thunder style), and stop a group of terrorist from taking over Dr. Vaughn’s magnificent floating battle train, which is currently stuck in a Kuwati sand dune. Action and adventure await, on the high sea/sand tracks.
Your Grandma's Firm Tits and US Flag Tattoo aka Frank April 10, 2013 at 6:25 pm -

“I’m sorry my friend, we do not have Alcohol here… but the Hashish Bar is that way (pointing)”
“My Home used to stand.. right there (pointing)”
“We do not have loose women here… you can fuck the sand… right over there(pointing). Please bury your Cumcicles after. I also hope your Circumcised”
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RetroNick: Games Collector // Caption this Crap! Week 13

Caption this Crap! Week 13