RetroNick: Games Collector

Fun fact: He’s powerless without his beard.

Steve’s latest contribution before he’s off to Kuwait. This is some terrible cover art from his own personal collection so we had our own private photo shoot with the double-ender… That should give you enough to run with.

Caption this Crap, and we’ll smear your funny all over the airwaves on RetroNick Radio!

A little double-ender action between Steve & Nick’s 2600 jrs censored for the consideration of our younger readers. Click for the hot stuff.

Retronick February 25, 2013 at 10:15 am -

2600s: “What do you want us to do now?”
Creep: “Ass… to ASS!” #requiemforadream
Leeonardo February 25, 2013 at 5:14 pm -

It needs a Brazzers logo.
- Retronick February 25, 2013 at 11:00 pm -
  
  God yes!
Your Grandma's Firm Tits aka Frank February 25, 2013 at 9:31 pm -

“Best Double ended Dildo EVER. So frightening even the German’s wouldn’t use it!” “Chuck Norris could use a double ender for some of the shit he’s said over the years” “Chuck Norris doesn’t need his fist to destroy you, he instead uses his double-enderrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr”

for the 2600s pic:
“…and this is how you make a tie-fighter out of 3 useless video game items!” “Ya know, Somebody’s jerking off to that, right?” “This Photo was taken seconds before Steve and Nick could no longer restrain themselves and proceeded to Ejaculate cumsickles on the sculpture. Then they had Pizza.”
- Retronick February 25, 2013 at 11:00 pm -
  
  And we all lived stickily ever after.
Your Grandma's Firm Tits aka Frank February 25, 2013 at 9:46 pm -

“2600 jrs? WTF? What is this? PedoNick.com?” “They develop so fast”
- Retronick February 25, 2013 at 10:59 pm -
  
  Who wants to watch old old game consoles with a double ender?
Captain Keepin' It On Track February 25, 2013 at 10:51 pm -

Fact: We did not drop an atomic bomb during World War II. That morning, Chuck Norris ate artillery shells for breakfast, shit them out, and destroyed Hiroshima.
- Retronick February 25, 2013 at 11:11 pm -
  
  Fact: Beneath Chuck Norris’s beard there is no chin. There is only another fist… That’s why his arm is covering his chin.
NDArkie89 February 27, 2013 at 3:52 pm -

When one cheap piece of shit game just isn’t enough.

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Double-Ender? Oxnox, do you kiss your mother with that filthy mouth?
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RetroNick: Games Collector // Caption this Crap! Week 8

Caption this Crap! Week 8