RetroNick: Games Collector // Caption this Crap!
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86Caption this Crap! Week 11
This week's gem comes from Universal Gamex, a company so well know that it only made a single game. Apparently, the plot of this adult adventure involves stalking a naked blonde woman whilst avoiding roaming crabs (yes, crabs), scissors and teeth whose sole intent are to turn you into a eunuch. Read more
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Caption this Crap! Week 10
We managed to do something for 10 whole weeks! This week's Caption this Crap is the arcade flyer for Virtual On (in celebration of me picking up one of these cabinets this weekend). Wonderful game, but what a ridiculous, butt-ugly flyer. Read more
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Caption this Crap! Week 9
The cover box for Karnaaj Rally is so bad that I actually had to check and make sure it was an actual game. Seriously, the guy in the foreground has been shopped so much that I had trouble telling if he was real, or a creepy 3D model at first, not to mention his impending doom at the hands of Barbie's flying Dream Vette. Read more
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Caption this Crap! Week 8
Steve's latest contribution before he's off to Kuwait. This is some terrible cover art from his own personal collection so we had our own private photo shoot with the double-ender... That should give you enough to run with. Read more
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Caption this Crap! Week 7
Not the FMV adventure game that you need, but the one that you deserve Sega CD! Time Gal! Read more
